WHAT'S FUNNY (Explicit)

[00:00.00]WHAT'S FUNNY (Explicit) - Bo Burnham

[00:30.10]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供

[00:30.10]My show is a little bit silly and

[00:33.18]我的表演有点傻气又

[00:33.18]A little bit pretentious

[00:35.36]带着几分装腔作势

[00:35.36]Like Shakespeare's willy or

[00:38.78]像莎士比亚的私密玩笑

[00:38.78]Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on

[00:46.57]或乔姆斯基戴着*束缚带*

[00:46.57]It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive

[00:51.36]它还有点同志倾向 略带冒犯

[00:51.36]Like Thanksgiving Day or

[00:54.72]像感恩节大餐

[00:54.72]Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on

[01:02.36]或乔姆斯基戴着*束缚带*

[01:02.36]So put your cell phones to vibrate

[01:08.26]请将手机调至震动模式

[01:08.26]And put your vibrators to cell phone mode

[01:13.43]让震动玩具切换来电提醒

[01:13.43]Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this

[01:16.09]欢迎来到这场荒诞演出 它是这样进行的

[01:16.09]JOKE

[01:16.85]玩笑

[01:16.85]Exactly

[01:17.57]没错

[01:17.57]Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this

[01:19.68]欢迎进入我的节奏 它是这样流淌的

[01:19.68]With a rap a dist and a

[01:21.40]伴着说唱韵律与

[01:21.40]Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss

[01:23.12]手腕轻转的押韵 如吻般收尾

[01:23.12]Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss sh*t

[01:25.09]就像好时巧克力包装亲吻狗屎

[01:25.09]I got a show that'll test ya kids

[01:27.01]我有场表演能考验你家孩子

[01:27.01]Then ask one question and the question is

[01:28.46]最后只问一个问题

[01:28.46]What's funny what's funny

[01:30.25]什么好笑 什么好笑

[01:30.25]What's funny what's funny

[01:31.65]什么好笑 什么好笑

[01:31.65]What's funny what's funny

[01:32.50]什么好笑 什么好笑

[01:32.50]What's funny what's funny

[01:38.31]什么好笑 什么好笑

[01:38.31]What's funny what's funny

[01:39.71]什么好笑 什么好笑

[01:39.71]What's funny what's funny

[01:42.82]什么好笑 什么好笑

[01:42.82]Oh yeah

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[01:45.28]Humor is often linked to shared experience

[01:48.72]幽默往往源于共同经历

[01:48.72]Like a guy gets up an says

[01:50.04]就像有人站起来说

[01:50.04]"have you noticed that public restrooms

[01:50.89]"你们可曾注意过

[01:50.89]Have really inefficient hand dryers

[01:52.93]公共洗手间的干手器效率奇低

[01:52.93]Oh my god yes I have HA HA HA

[01:56.14]天啊 确实如此 哈哈哈

[01:56.14]Really good point they should fix that

[01:58.70]说得太对了 他们真该改进"

[01:58.70]Its good to know that somebody finally gets me

[02:01.43]终于有人懂我 这感觉真好

[02:01.43]Because my wife divorced me

[02:02.60]毕竟我妻子已离我而去

[02:02.60]Which Sub-Consciously forced me

[02:03.31]潜意识里逼着我

[02:03.31]To lose all sense of self

[02:05.26]彻底迷失了自我

[02:05.26]So its nice to think about hand

[02:06.60]所以想想干手器也不错

[02:06.60]Dryers and not that cheating whore

[02:09.37]总比想那个*强

[02:09.37]Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy

[02:13.30]其实单口喜剧真的挺简单

[02:13.30]If your an asian comic just get up and say

[02:15.56]如果你是亚裔演员 上台只要说

[02:15.56]"My mothers got the weirdest f**king accent"

[02:17.81]"我妈的口音简直怪得离谱"

[02:17.81]Then just do a chinese accent

[02:19.81]那就模仿中式口音吧

[02:19.81]Because everybody laughs at the chinese accent

[02:22.24]毕竟谁听了中式口音都会发笑

[02:22.24]Because they privately thought

[02:23.18]因为他们心底认定

[02:23.18]That your people were laughable

[02:24.15]你们族群本就滑稽

[02:24.15]And now you've given them the

[02:25.18]此刻你正递给他们

[02:25.18]Chance to express that in public

[02:30.34]当众宣泄偏见的机会

[02:30.34]If you're a musical comic

[02:32.31]若你是个音乐喜剧人

[02:32.31]Just give 'em a little weird voice inflection

[02:34.55]只需用古怪的语调来点小把戏

[02:34.55]Then take a Viagra and slap 'em

[02:37.16]吞颗药丸再给他们一记

[02:37.16]With a rock hard misdirection

[02:39.31]硬邦邦的误导把戏

[02:39.31]What's funny what's funny

[02:40.70]什么好笑 什么好笑

[02:40.70]What's funny what's funny

[02:41.93]什么好笑 什么好笑

[02:41.93]What's funny what's funny

[02:43.06]什么好笑 什么好笑

[02:43.06]What's funny what's funny

[02:49.38]什么好笑 什么好笑

[02:49.38]What's funny what's funny

[02:50.87]什么好笑 什么好笑

[02:50.87]What's funny what's funny

[02:53.99]什么好笑 什么好笑

[02:53.99]When the audience says

[02:55.25]当观众们说道

[02:55.25]When I was a baby maybe

[02:56.56]当我还是婴儿时 或许

[02:56.56]I laughed at people jiggling keys

[02:59.79]我会被晃动的钥匙逗笑

[02:59.79]Now I'm older and bolder

[03:00.72]如今我年长且大胆

[03:00.72]And just get mad 'cause i notice

[03:01.96]却只会因注意到

[03:01.96]That the keys are to a hummer

[03:03.87]那是悍马车的钥匙而恼怒

[03:03.87]F**k my life I don't f**k my wife

[03:05.96]***我的生活 我不***我的妻子

[03:05.96]So f**k my wife and f**k my life

[03:07.69]去他的婚姻 去他的人生

[03:07.69]And my son is gay but not sitcom gay

[03:09.81]儿子是同志 但非喜剧套路

[03:09.81]Daughters a whore like another

[03:11.21]女儿放纵如她母亲当年

[03:11.21]Girl who used to be her mother

[03:12.38]那个曾是她母亲的女孩

[03:12.38]But the marriage made

[03:13.12]婚姻让她怀念

[03:13.12]Her miss merry americana

[03:14.56]美国甜心的美好时光

[03:14.56]I wanna a teen without screaming prima-donna

[03:16.43]我想要个不闹腾的叛逆少女

[03:16.43]But the radical feminists made my wife a man

[03:20.66]激进女权却让妻子变了模样

[03:20.66]If i die happy the situation will be

[03:23.20]若我含笑而终 那场景定是

[03:23.20]Auto erotic-exfixiation

[03:25.31]自我愉悦的窒息游戏

[03:25.31]I hate my life and it hates me back

[03:28.65]我恨生活 生活亦恨我

[03:28.65]And my friend is black

[03:30.04]我的朋友是黑人

[03:30.04]But I don't know what to call him

[03:32.45]却不知该如何称呼他

[03:32.45]So I just call him

[03:35.12]最后我只能叫他

[03:35.12]"What-up Jamaal"

[03:38.31]"嘿 贾马尔"

[03:38.31]Even though his name is Steve

[03:40.27]尽管他名叫史蒂夫

[03:40.27]I Hate my job I hate my life

[03:41.68]我恨工作 我恨人生

[03:41.68]Hate my kids I hate my wife

[03:42.53]恨孩子 恨妻子

[03:42.53]Jews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it

[03:44.66]犹大抢先一步 犹太人早已知晓

[03:44.66]I'm slowly slipping into a solopcystic coma

[03:47.50]我正逐渐陷入自我封闭的昏迷

[03:47.50]And I masturbate because

[03:48.33]我选择自我慰藉

[03:48.33]I'm the only one who's standards

[03:50.13]因为唯有我自己

[03:50.13]Are low enough to f**k me

[04:11.59]标准低到愿意接纳我

[04:11.59]What's funny what's funny

[04:13.09]什么好笑 什么好笑

[04:13.09]What's funny what's funny

[04:14.46]什么好笑 什么好笑

[04:14.46]What's funny what's funny

[04:15.46]什么好笑 什么好笑

[04:15.46]What's funny what's funny

[04:20.50]什么好笑 什么好笑

[04:20.50]What's funny what's funny

[04:22.37]什么好笑 什么好笑

[04:22.37]What's funny what's funny

[04:24.16]什么好笑 什么好笑

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[04:27.00]Hopefully this

[04:32.00]但愿如此