[00:02.29]A lot of people ask me stupid f**king questions
[00:08.91]A lot of people think that what i say on records
[00:12.56]Or what i talk about on a record
[00:14.93]That i actually do in real life
[00:17.42]Or that i believe in it
[00:20.23]Or if i say that i wanna kill somebody that
[00:24.35]I'm actually gonna do it
[00:26.07]Or that i believe in it
[00:29.07]Well sh*t if you believe that
[00:32.84]Then i'll kill you
[00:35.78]You know why
[00:37.57]Cause i'm a
[00:38.14]Criminal
[00:42.74]Criminal
[00:45.63]You god damn right
[00:47.34]I'm a criminal
[00:51.85]Yeah i'm a criminal
[00:56.75]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
[00:58.72]That'll stab you in the head
[01:00.03]Whether you're a fag or lez
[01:01.39]Or the homosex hermaph or a trans-a-vest
[01:03.67]Pants or dress hate fags the answer's yes
[01:06.15]Homophobic nah you're just heterophobic
[01:08.34]Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging
[01:10.65]That's my motherf**king balls
[01:12.12]You'd better let go of em
[01:13.12]They belong in my scrotum
[01:14.29]You'll never get hold of em
[01:15.29]Hey it's me versace
[01:16.89]Whoops somebody shot me
[01:18.06]And i was just checking the mail
[01:19.40]Get it checking the 'male'
[01:20.68]How many records you expecting to sell
[01:22.39]After your second lp sends you directly to jail
[01:24.76]C'mon relax guy i like gay men
[01:27.18]Right ken give me an amen aaa-men
[01:30.21]Please lord this boy needs jesus
[01:32.14]Heal this child help us destroy these demons
[01:34.56]Oh and please send me a brand new car
[01:36.65]And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
[01:39.46]Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher
[01:41.63]You can't reach me my mom can't neither
[01:43.99]You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
[01:46.31]I watch tv and comcast cable
[01:48.53]And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
[01:50.92]You can't stop me from topping these charts
[01:53.27]And you can't stop me from dropping each march
[01:55.59]With a brand new cd for these f**king retards
[01:57.90]Duhhh and to think it's just little ol' me
[02:00.34]Mr don't give a f**k still won't leave
[02:02.48]I'm a criminal
[02:03.18]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[02:05.54]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal
[02:07.87]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird
[02:10.06]And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one
[02:11.91]I'm a criminal
[02:12.40]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[02:14.83]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal
[02:17.18]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird
[02:19.54]And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one
[02:21.36]My mother did *** hard liquor cigarettes and speed
[02:23.56]The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed
[02:25.90]It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
[02:28.34]Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
[02:30.62]I'm a criminal an animal caged who turned crazed
[02:33.04]But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised
[02:35.62]So as i got older and i got a lot taller
[02:37.83]My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger
[02:40.31]I drink more liquor to f**k you up quicker
[02:42.43]Than you'd wanna f**k me up for saying the word
[02:44.74]My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
[02:46.99]Sex in his oval office on top of his desk
[02:49.06]Off of his own employee
[02:50.71]Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me
[02:52.15]You can't miss me i'm white blonde-haired
[02:53.40]And my nose is pointy
[02:54.30]I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
[02:56.74]In plane crashes and laughs
[02:57.77]As long as it ain't happened to him
[02:59.43]Slim shady i'm as crazy as em
[03:01.11]Inem and kim combined kch the maniac's in
[03:03.62]Replacing the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today
[03:05.88]He's a little under the weather so i'm taking his place
[03:08.22]Mm-mm-mmm oh that's dre with an ak to his face
[03:10.56]Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
[03:12.86]I told you dre you should've kept that thang put away
[03:15.27]I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it eh
[03:17.68]I'm a criminal
[03:21.70]Aight look uh huh just go up in that motherf**ker
[03:24.46]Get the motherf**king money and get the f**k up outta there
[03:26.63]Aight
[03:26.93]I'll be right here waiting on you
[03:28.25]Aight
[03:28.88]Yo em
[03:29.75]What
[03:30.38]Don't kill nobody this time
[03:31.74]Awwright god damn f**k
[03:55.70]Windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it
[03:57.78]So when i rob a bank run out and just dive in it
[04:00.28]So i'll be disguised in it
[04:01.53]And if anybody identifies the guy in it
[04:03.74]I'll hide for five minutes
[04:05.00]Come back shoot the eyewitness
[04:06.81]Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
[04:09.86]Die b**ches bastards brats pets
[04:12.12]This puppy's lucky i didn't blast his a** yet
[04:14.25]If i ever gave a f**k i'd shave my nuts
[04:16.69]Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
[04:19.00]You motherf**king chickens ain't brave enough
[04:21.14]To say the stuff i say so just tape it shut
[04:23.55]Sh*t half the sh*t i say i just make it up
[04:25.81]To make you mad so kiss my white naked a**
[04:28.45]And if it's not a rapper that i make it as
[04:30.74]I'm a be a f**king rapist in a jason mask
[04:33.01]I'm a criminal
[04:33.56]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[04:36.02]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal
[04:38.41]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird
[04:40.51]And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one
[04:42.16]I'm a criminal
[04:43.06]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[04:45.43]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal
[04:47.76]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird
[04:50.10]And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one
[04:51.75]I'm a criminal
[04:52.50]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[04:54.74]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal
[04:57.18]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird
[04:59.47]And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one
[05:00.98]I'm a criminal
[05:01.81]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[05:04.17]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal
[05:06.62]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird
[05:08.72]And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one
[05:10.44]I'm a criminal