[00:03.00]May I have your attention please
[00:05.79]May I have your attention please
[00:08.58]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:12.27]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:16.82]We're going to have a problems here
[00:18.33]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.51]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doors
[00:23.39]And started whooping Her ass worse than before
[00:25.19]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture
[00:27.46]It's the return of the Oh wait no way your kidding
[00:30.12]He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.65]And Dr Dre said
[00:34.06]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement haha haha
[00:37.24]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.70]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.14]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.63]Flimping to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:46.10]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.50]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:51.06]Sometimes I wanna get on Tv and just let loose
[00:53.11]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.25]My bum is on your lips My bum is on your lips
[00:57.50]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.79]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.88]And expect them not to know what a womens ******** is
[01:04.34]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.26]By the time they hit the grade They got the discovery channe I don't they
[01:09.39]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12.06]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.95]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.00]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.59]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.65]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.93]I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.90]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.29]So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up
[01:29.81]Please stand up Please stand up
[01:31.78]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.15]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.43]So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up
[01:38.89]Please stand up Please stand up
[01:40.81]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.14]Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:45.81]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.67]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.54]But Slim what if you're win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.50]Why do So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:55.10]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.09]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.40]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.90]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.04]Little ***** put me on blast on M T V
[02:06.31]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim he he
[02:08.81]I should download her audio on M P 3
[02:10.87]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D
[02:13.28]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:14.87]All you do is annoy me So I've when been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.04]And there's a millions of us just like me
[02:20.05]Who cuss like me Who just don't give a **** like me
[02:22.40]Who dress like me Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.70]And It just might be the next best thing But not quite me
[02:27.25]I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.19]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.56]So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up
[02:34.06]Please stand up Please stand up
[02:36.15]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.43]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.72]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:42.13]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.36]Cause I'm like a headtrip to listen to Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.88]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:50.31]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:53.02]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at ya'll
[02:54.84]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.93]And whether you like to admit it I just ********** it
[02:59.40]Better than 90% of you rappers out then
[03:01.28]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:03.90]It's funny Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
[03:06.31]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.56]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:10.96]And I'm jerking But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:13.41]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:14.78]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:17.95]Or in the parking lot circling Screaming I don't give a ****
[03:20.62]With his windows down and system up
[03:22.36]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.58]And put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.87]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.21]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.43]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.63]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.91]So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up
[03:38.44]Please stand up Please stand up
[03:40.49]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.09]So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up
[03:47.62]Please stand up Please stand up
[03:49.93]I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.94]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.28]So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up
[03:56.80]Please stand up Please stand up
[03:58.84]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.09]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.40]So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up
[04:05.96]Please stand up Please stand up