[00:00.14]Black cats creep across my path
[00:05.79]Until I'm almost mad
[00:07.05]I must have 'roused the devil's wrath
[00:09.64]Cause all my luck is bad
[00:11.09]I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains
[00:18.28]I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
[00:22.67]I guess I'll go through life
[00:38.25]Just catchin' colds and missin' trains
[00:45.68]Everything happens to me
[00:51.78]I never miss a thing
[01:04.79]I've had the measles and the mumps
[01:11.34]And every time I play an ace
[01:16.12]My partner always trumps
[01:18.70]Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps
[01:30.81]Everything happens to me
[02:07.18]At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
[02:15.84]That love would turn the trick to end despair
[02:20.59]But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[02:25.63]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[02:32.20]I've telegraphed and phoned
[02:40.30]I send an airmail special too
[02:42.88]Your answer was goodbye
[02:47.13]And there was even postage due
[02:49.68]I fell in love just once
[02:52.84]And then it had to be with you
[03:00.00]Everything happens to me
House Rocker
Rocker (Live)