[00:00.18]Microwave Popcorn (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
[00:01.05]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:01.05]Lyrics by：Bo Burnham
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[00:01.78]Composed by：Bo Burnham
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[00:12.55]Could you turn my headphones turn up my head
[00:14.69]能否帮我把耳机音量调高些
[00:14.69]Or I'm the only one in here so
[00:16.85]或者这里只有我一个人
[00:16.85]I'm gonna turn up my own headphones for myself
[00:19.75]那就自己动手调高音量吧
[00:19.75]Thank you you're welcome
[00:21.57]谢谢 不客气
[00:21.57]Tryna make microwave popcorn
[00:25.64]正尝试用微波炉做爆米花
[00:25.64]In a microwave
[00:28.58]就在微波炉里
[00:28.58]I am on that wave I am on that wave
[00:33.67]我正沉浸其中 我正沉浸其中
[00:33.67]Tryna make microwave popcorn
[00:35.42]正尝试用微波炉做爆米花
[00:35.42]I take the packet out the plastic takin' out the plastic brrt
[00:39.10]撕开塑料包装 哗啦一声取出袋子
[00:39.10]Reading the directions on the back of the package oh
[00:41.82]仔细阅读包装背面的说明
[00:41.82]Orville redenbacher you're a savage you a savage
[00:44.40]奥维尔·雷登巴彻 你真是个天才 绝顶聪明
[00:44.40]So let's get crackin' tryna make microwave ayy
[00:47.21]让我们开始吧 试着用微波炉制作
[00:47.21]I put the packet on the glass what glass
[00:50.67]把袋子放在玻璃上 什么玻璃？
[00:50.67]The little glass dish in the microwave got it
[00:54.03]哦是微波炉里的小玻璃盘 明白了
[00:54.03]I close the door which door
[00:56.17]关上门 哪扇门？
[00:56.17]The door to the microwave what is wrong with you
[00:59.09]当然是微波炉的门啊 你怎么回事
[00:59.09]You follow all the rules when you're a studious guy step one
[01:02.28]当你是个认真的人 第一步就要遵守所有规则
[01:02.28]Insert the packet set the power to high
[01:04.65]放入包装袋 把火力调到最高档
[01:04.65]Cook for one and a half minutes to two and
[01:06.96]加热一分半到两分半钟
[01:06.96]A half minutes mm kind of a wide range
[01:09.60]嗯 这个时间范围还挺宽泛的
[01:09.60]Tryna make microwave popcorn skibidi skibidi bap
[01:13.52]试着用微波炉做爆米花 噼里啪啦蹦
[01:13.52]In a microwave brrt
[01:16.62]在微波炉里 滋啦
[01:16.62]I am on that wave I am on that wave
[01:21.67]我正沉浸其中 我正沉浸其中
[01:21.67]Tryna make microwave popcorn
[01:23.79]正尝试用微波炉做爆米花
[01:23.79]The popcorn's done thank god
[01:26.35]谢天谢地总算爆好了
[01:26.35]I open up the door I take it out
[01:29.53]打开炉门取出爆米花
[01:29.53]Ah **** godd**n that's hot super hot
[01:32.77]天啊烫死我了超级烫
[01:32.77]Makes sense I burned my fingies
[01:35.71]难怪会烫到手指头
[01:35.71]I open up the packet the packet
[01:38.32]拆开包装袋一看
[01:38.32]It smells smoky and the kernels
[01:39.95]闻到一股焦糊味
[01:39.95]Are black **** no
[01:41.45]玉米粒都焦黑了糟糕
[01:41.45]I burned it no I burned it for real
[01:44.54]真的糊了 彻底烤焦了
[01:44.54]Yes for real do you think you'
[01:45.96]没错真的焦了 你觉得说这些
[01:45.96]Helping by saying all this
[01:48.02]能帮上什么忙吗
[01:48.02]I'm givin' up I'm done cookin' popcorn
[01:50.45]我放弃了 再也不做爆米花了
[01:50.45]I'ma eat a bag of skinny pop it's already popped
[01:53.56]干脆吃袋现成的瘦身爆米花吧
[01:53.56]I look back at the microwave wait a minute
[01:56.04]回头看了眼微波炉 等等
[01:56.04]How'd I miss this button
[01:57.10]我怎么没发现这个按钮
[01:57.10]There's a button and the button
[01:58.65]这里明明有个专用按钮
[01:58.65]Says popcorn oh no
[02:01.79]爆米花按钮 天啊
[02:01.79]On the microwave
[02:04.59]就在微波炉上
[02:04.59]I am on that wave I am on that
[02:08.15]我居然没发现 我居然没发现
[02:08.15]Wave I shoulda hit that button
[02:09.68]早该按下那个按钮
[02:09.68]Tryna make microwave popcorn
[02:13.55]正尝试用微波炉做爆米花
[02:13.55]In a microwave
[02:16.75]就在微波炉里
[02:16.75]I am on that wave I am on that wave
[02:21.66]我正沉浸其中 我正沉浸其中
[02:21.66]Tryna make microwave popcorn
[02:26.06]正尝试用微波炉做爆米花