[00:00.00]Gunslinger (Instrumental) - Dan Bull
[00:00.90]Listen up brother
[00:02.81]Got a little rhyme for you
[00:05.29]But I gotta tell you
[00:06.71]I ain't no durn singer
[00:08.49]I'm a gunslinger
[00:10.11]Who's a better gunslinger
[00:11.28]That's a humdinger
[00:12.28]Blood blister on my one finger from triggers
[00:14.76]And I don't hunt deer
[00:16.23]So chump here's something I'd like to advise
[00:18.32]Better run for your life if you'd like to
[00:20.60]Survive in the frontier
[00:22.19]It's like you drunk beer brain ain't configured
[00:24.23]A word to the wise and your mind will become clear
[00:26.89]Bright as the lights on the rides of a fun fair
[00:29.35]So come bring your Jesse James and Billy the Kid
[00:31.62]I'll make a mess of their brains and fill 'em with lead
[00:34.18]And I will until every damn villain is dead
[00:35.96]Then I'm bringin' the sheriff a bag full of their heads
[00:38.53]Handlin' any man that is plannin' to stand in my path
[00:41.21]Because I'm heavy-handed with every bandit I wrangle with
[00:43.40]And we're in a century that hasn't any ambulances
[00:45.95]So best pack your best brandy and bandages
[00:48.13]When I'm rat-a-tat-tattin' on my gatling guns
[00:50.57]The blast attacks faster than my battlin' puns
[00:52.70]A lemat in my one hand and another in my other
[00:55.39]So get runnin' for cover you would you rather be buggered
[00:58.03]Shots I'm lickin' off like the sugar on my cherry strudel
[01:00.63]I'm quick on the draw call me Mary Doodles
[01:02.96]I'm gettin' reward money to bury people
[01:05.26]And as a result I never need to be very frugal
[01:07.65]'Less you want your tooth pulled pay the dentist
[01:09.79]I make rackets as if it's an angry game of tennis
[01:12.15]Don't hate the player no hate the business
[01:14.51]I make a livin' from wanted posters Jay McGuiness
[01:17.20]Forget a hook
[01:18.31]I ain't no durn singer
[01:19.68]Brother look
[01:20.93]I'm just a gunslinger
[01:21.97]So forget a hook
[01:23.34]I ain't no durn singer
[01:24.59]Brother look
[01:25.53]I'm just gonna get some dynamite and then I'll light my pipe
[01:28.87]And when the timing's right I'll set the skies alight
[01:31.27]Kind of like Juarez calls for
[01:32.61]Silas Greaves to make you fall like a pile of leaves
[01:36.24]Shootin' line after line after line of thieves
[01:38.42]And I've touched more gold than a miner's sleeves
[01:40.90]When I wield dual revolvers you'll feel the coldness
[01:43.59]Once in a blue moon I'm using my holsters
[01:45.75]Shootin' my colt I'm too skilled to falter
[01:48.36]Is it any wonder saloons here are closed
[01:50.60]When you bring a whole platoon filled with soldiers
[01:53.04]I barbecue fools a new meal for vultures
[01:55.35]High noon we're overdue for elevenses
[01:57.34]I left the saloon it was strewn with your severed limbs
[02:00.46]Bringin' just a shoe to a shootout
[02:02.09]To kick your booty so brutally
[02:03.54]You'll never get my boot out
[02:05.21]Forget a hook
[02:06.56]I ain't no durn singer
[02:07.84]Brother look
[02:08.71]I'm just a gunslinger
[02:09.91]So forget a hook
[02:11.21]I ain't no durn singer
[02:12.43]Brother look
[02:13.31]I'm just a gunslinger
[02:15.21]I'm just a mean-a** gunslinger
[02:18.00]And I guess that's all I'll ever be
[02:20.61]But lemme tell you
[02:22.05]That's all I ever wanna be
[02:24.95]A mean-a** gunslinger pardner
[02:29.54]Beg your pardon ma'am