[00:00.12]Ask me how do I feel
[00:00.99]Now that we're cosy and clinging
[00:02.22]Well sir
[00:03.45]All I can say is
[00:04.53]If I were a bell I'd be ringing
[00:05.45]From the moment we kissed goodnight
[00:06.33]That's the way I just gotta behave
[00:07.29]And if I were a lamp I'd light
[00:08.02]Or if I were a banner I'd wave
[00:09.08]Ask me how do I feel
[00:09.57]Little me with my quiet upbringing
[00:11.84]Well sir
[00:12.06]All I can say is
[00:12.41]If I were a gate I'd be swinging
[00:13.10]And if I were a watch
[00:13.91]I'd start popping my spring
[00:14.55]Oh
[00:21.35]And if I were a bell
[00:22.37]I'd go "ding dong ding dong ding"
[00:24.69]Ask me how do I feel
[00:27.44]From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
[00:35.96]Well sir
[00:42.00]All I can say is
[00:54.50]If I were a bridge I'd be burning
[00:59.46]Well
[01:00.78]I knew my moral would crack
[01:13.85]From the wonderful way you looked
[01:18.98]Boy
[01:19.62]If I were a duck I'd quack
[01:27.20]Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
[01:37.40]Ask me how do I feel
[01:40.92]Now that we're fondly caressing
[01:44.60]And if I were a salad
[01:48.09]I know I'd be splashing my dressing
[01:49.25]Or if I were a season
[02:00.35]I'd surely be spring
[02:01.68]Yes
[02:01.82]And if I were a bell
[02:02.34]Say
[02:10.62]If I were a bell
[02:14.03]If I were a bell
[02:35.93]I'd go "ding dong ding dong ding"