[00:08.61]Things have come to a pretty pass
[00:10.48]Our romance is growing flat
[00:12.18]For you like this and the other
[00:14.11]While I go for this and that
[00:15.50]Goodness knows what the end will be
[00:17.07]Oh I don't know where I'm at
[00:18.19]It looks as if we two will never be one
[00:19.76]Something must be done
[00:21.37]You say either and I say either
[00:23.42]You say neither and I say neither
[00:24.85]Either
[00:25.23]Either neither
[00:25.78]Neither
[00:26.12]Let's call the whole thing off
[00:27.71]You like potato and I like potahto
[00:29.87]You like tomato and I like tomahto
[00:32.64]Potato
[00:33.53]Potahto
[00:33.68]Tomato
[00:34.96]Tomahto
[00:35.28]Let's call the whole thing off
[00:39.11]But oh
[00:40.95]If we call the whole thing off
[00:43.46]Then we must part
[00:46.95]And oh
[00:48.35]If we ever part
[00:49.88]Then that might break my heart
[00:53.64]So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
[00:58.03]I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
[01:01.78]For we know we need each other so we
[01:06.04]Better call the whole thing off
[01:09.46]Let's call the whole thing off
[01:13.12]You say laughter and I say larfter
[01:16.79]You say after and I say arfter
[01:21.51]Laughter
[01:23.54]Larfter after arfter
[01:25.82]Let's call the whole thing off
[01:40.60]You like vanilla and I like vanella
[01:43.42]You saspiralla
[01:45.34]And I saspirella
[01:47.67]Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry
[01:59.56]Let's call the whole thing off
[02:05.65]But oh if we call the whole thing of then we must part
[02:13.84]And oh
[02:17.31]If we ever part
[02:18.59]Then that might break my heart
[02:20.81]So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
[02:24.87]I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
[02:27.34]For we know we need each other so we
[02:29.03]Better call the calling off off
[02:32.62]Let's call the whole thing off
[02:35.44]I say father
[02:38.19]And you say pater
[02:39.41]I saw mother and you say mater
[02:42.84]Pater
[02:44.45]Mater uncle
[02:48.08]Auntie let's call the whole thing off
[02:52.06]I like bananas and you like banahnahs
[02:55.55]I say havana and I get havahnah
[02:57.13]Bananas
[02:57.81]Banahnahs havana
[02:59.18]Havahnah
[02:59.34]Go your way
[03:00.18]I'll go mine
[03:01.87]So if I go for scallops and you go for lobsters
[03:06.59]So all right no contest we'll order lobseter
[03:10.66]For we know we need each other so we
[03:14.15]Better call the calling off off
[03:18.03]Let's call the whole thing off