Miss Marmelstein (Remastered)

[00:00.00]Miss Marmelstein (Remaster) - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

[00:00.66]Written by：Harold Rome

[00:01.33]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:04.50]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:06.49]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:09.48]Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:14.41]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:16.60]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:19.32]Other girls get called by their first names right away

[00:23.53]They get cozy intimate

[00:25.55]Do you know what I mean

[00:28.60]And nobody calls me hey baby doll Miss Marmelstein

[00:33.17]Or honey dear Miss Marmelstein or sweetie pie

[00:36.75]Miss Marmelstein

[00:37.93]Even my first name would be preferable

[00:41.95]Though it's terrible it might be better it's Yetta

[00:47.86]Or perhaps my second name that's Tessye

[00:51.02]Spelled T E S S Y E

[00:56.89]But no no it's always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[01:01.54]You'd think at least Miss M they could try

[01:06.23]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[01:08.73]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[01:12.46]Oh I could die

[01:15.28]I'm a very willing secretary

[01:19.47]Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate

[01:23.68]Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment

[01:28.54]It's great I mean simply great

[01:32.18]But the aggravation of my situation

[01:36.53]I might as well get it off my chest it's the drum appellation

[01:46.28]Oh pardon the big words I apply

[01:47.77]But I was an English major at C C N Y

[01:50.57]Drum appellation

[01:54.24]With which I am persistently addressed

[01:59.13]Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed

[02:05.20]Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic

[02:08.40]Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[02:13.31]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[02:17.08]Miss Marmelstein

[02:18.11]Other girls get called by their nick names right away

[02:22.47]Slightly naughty or risky

[02:24.44]Do you know what I mean

[02:27.19]Nobody calls me koo-chee-koo Miss Marmelstein

[02:32.06]Or boobala Miss Marmelstein or passion pie

[02:36.72]Even hey there babe not respectable ain't so objectable

[02:43.31]It's kind of crummy but chummy

[02:46.34]Of course if I got married that would do it

[02:50.20]So where's the lucky guy

[02:55.84]Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[03:00.22]Everyday I get more and more fast

[03:05.25]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[03:07.27]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[03:11.11]Oh I could bust